Tuesday ,Nov 25, 2008
Coolio: Getting Back Into the Game
Tue November 4
Since me and Mary are officially over, I thought it might be time to get back into the game. So, I decided to have a blind date come over and eat some of my gourmet cookin. You know what I say about women and food. If I can get her to eat my food, I can get her to spend the night. Shaka zulu! Unfortunately, my first date with the tall Trion didn't exactly work out as planned.
So, after my RHM Jarez and I did the cover shoot for my new Steal Hear album, we decided to hit the clubs and party with all the beautiful women. I was spying this girl Laura and gave her my best pickup line -- that I make the best breakfast sausages she'll ever have. And do you think that worked? Hell yeah! It was off the chizle. As for whether things are serious, you'll just have to wait and see.
Now, I love my kids. That's no secret. I bought Brandi the bucket car for her birthday, and I wanted to fix it up real nice. So I decided to play a prank on her and steal it while she and Artisha and Jackie were shopping for party supplies. It wasn't easy, any of it. I had to keep my mouth shut for a week until everything got worked out. But it was worth it seeing the smiles on my girls' faces when I surprised them with the new paint job and everything. Shaka zulu!
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Whats up coolio this is smokey from are old hood
on 126th street,the show is fresh and I like it.
thats a good looking family you have and kids are hard work remember love conquers all things.
Rules are good put getting respect is everything.
your best friend wayne A.K.A smokey holla at your
Boy later.
Hi Coolio I have followed your career for years, and I love you new show. i do have one comment though being that i am a chef myself. I think it is always bad business to put your children in the kitchen with you. they become lazy, and greedy behind what they can get from you. I know this because i have three little greedy people. Though I love them they stay in my pockets. I wish I was there because I could help you get your business of the ground with my expertise of cooking. Free of charge of course just for the love of cooking. I have plenty of pictures I could show you of how I cook. Get at me Nobie of Delaware. Keep up the good work.
iM TRYNNA GET AT UR SON FORREAL!!!
Just wanted to say that I've only seen the first two episodes, but I really like the show! It's NOT boring. It reminds me of The Huxtables (without the goody-two-shoes factor). I'm going to keep tuning in to every episode. Great show!!!
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Hey Coolio. I hope all is well. I seen the episode when you & Artis were bumpin heads. That situation reminds me of my daughter & myself. She's been challenging me since she was 16 & I had to let her know that I'm not that much older than her...YOU CAN'T PLAY A PLAYA!! She's 20 now & has a 3 year old daughter. She wasn't handling her responsibilities so I had to step in. I eventually had to put my daughter out to let her know I ain't playin. She didn't want to do anything, but ALWAYZ had her hand out & want to talk to my like I'm crazy. Oh no....you got to do that s*** somewhere else. After two months of her beggin me to come home, I finally gave in, BUT I drew up a contract that we both signed. Any violations....her a** is OUT!!! NOW she know momma ain't playin'. So, I said all of that to say that Artis may need some tough love fo'real. Some kids have to learn the hard way, as my daughter did. They (kids) don't like to take our (parents) word for it, cuz to them we ain't knowing. Cut 'em off and I betcha he'll come around. It may not be right away, but he will.
Coolio I think you should date my sister. She is 28 has a master's degree! She has two kids though (not sure how you feel about that) She is a beauty! I can send you some pics!!!!!! She has always thought you were cute. Okay well I hope to hear back from you so that I can hook you up with Mrs. RIGHT...............